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What is Kue Sagu Keju Memes Means in Indonesia?

On Eid 2025 theres a viral X's Thread from an account @_devalo who wrote: "yaaampun kapan punya anak?" "sekarang tante" seketika kami bersenggama di hadapan keluarga besar-di atas karpet dan sempat kesenggol toples sagu keju yang ga laku. Translated in English more like: "ohmyy when do you have a child?" "right now Aunty" Immediately we have sexual intercourse in front of whole family members on the carpet pushing a jar of cheese sago cake that no one eats. The context  When Eid has come, each family will visit each other's relatives/friends to maintain their relationship. Sago cake is a common cake that is served when guests visit the house. The conversation that happened from the elder to the younger generation is asking about their life such as: If it's a student: "When are you gonna graduate?" If it's a fresh graduate: "What/where are you working now?" If it's already work: "When are you gonna get ...

Are You The Apartment Security Guard?

Despite my arguably less attractive appearance, I have a beautiful wife who also worked as a model and social media influencer.  My wife never posted me on her social media account because it focused only on business. But I posting our family togetherness on my personal account only.  When I worked as co host of a local tv talkshow, theres a new young female celebrity who we interviewed. She said that one of her first celebruty crush is my wife but without even mentioning me as the husband.  The host who noticed this funny moment, started to making fun of it. The host ask her about me wich aperently she answered that she dosn't know abything about me.  The host then told me to video call my wife with my phone and then handed the phone to the host to be introduced to the young celebrity. They talked and greeted each other, the young talking about how awesome my wife was. In the other side my wife motivates her to keep being consistant in entertainment industry. The ca...

I Got Two!

In my area, it's common for a teenager to go into brothels. But in my whole life, I have only done it once because of this story. Some prostitutes that had many working hours, had enough experience to be able to know the size of a person's penis just from observing the outer physique only. That night I came with my best friend, just to see around how the brothels work out of curiosity. Probably because they know that we only seeing around, some of them is kind a pissed off. I walked at the back of the line and I can hear some of them saying. "Look at that one in the back, he had a small one" My friends just laughed and giggled around, it's all because they already knew about my condition. They made fun of me saying that I should show it.  Gathering all my courage, I decided to immediately open my pants flashing my genitals to them, I shouted. "INDEED IT'S SMALL, BUT I GOT TWO!!!" short story about life, short short story about flashing, short story a...

Cyber Jealousy - part 2

The girl told me that this happened in many online form in our school. She got couple chat of club email holders even the teachers who warn her. Many online form that've been submitted in the name of that girl such club applicants form, school complaint form, school criticism and suggestion form, and students activity form etc. That night she also made a clarification post saying that all of that form that was submitted in the name of her it is all not trully her. She also posting a 5 minute video proves, showing a timelapse of cctv records she was attending a family gathering.  In the video showing at the time of the forms submitted, she not even touching her phone for once. She just sit in the middle of the family gathering and enjoying their time talking with her brother and sisters.  Her family members also reply the post in comment section saying that she wont do such a thing, and its also impossible because in the same time they're talking to her that whole night.  ...

Cyber Jealousy - part 1

My worst school experience happened in the second grade of junior high school. I would call it a bully that does not hurt me physically but rather affects me mentally and psychologically.  I joined a robotics club in first grade, which made me meet my team, which also became my best friend. We were a group of three: two boys and one girl (I'm one of the boys). We were in the same grade, but we were separated into different classes. In my robotic club, we compete in the annual robotic national competition, but before that, our club holds its own internal competition, in which the teams are divided by grade. So there will be my team, the team of the first grade, the team of the second grade, and the team of the third grade. The teachers explained that there is an annual tradition inside this club, explaining what each grade team must do every year. The first year is just chilling and learning from their seniors. They must prepare their team because in the next year, their team must b...

What is the War Takjil Phenomenon in Indonesia?

From the Indonesian dictionary, takjil is the food or drink used to iftar (break the fast). During Ramadhan in Indonesia, mostly in big cities, many home-cooked takjil sellers show up on the roadside. The characteristics of good takjil sellers are having simple and non-permanent selling places, such as a small table full of snacks/drinks under an umbrella.  During Ramadhan in Indonesia, many social communities will hold random free takjil giveaways every day. They will give free takjil from the roadside to everyone passing by. Hunting takjil is the activity of searching for takjil in town, either buying the best homemade takjil or just driving randomly to get the free one. War Takjil is a competitive term that leads to getting early takjil before it runs out. It's because most takjil is only produced at home in limited quantities and the takjil hunters are not only Muslims.  Indonesia has 6 religion wich means non-muslims also participate in war Takjil. War takjil terms are us...

Who is The 3 Gus That Viral in Indonesia (Agus Buta, Agus Buntung, and Gus Miftah) page 3

The third Gus was named Gus Miftah, Aka. Miftah Maulana Habiburrahman and Gus is a term that is used for someone who is the son of a famous Islamic preacher who also became an Islamic preacher. Gus Miftah went viral in January 2025 because of his video while doing Islamic preach, mocking someone who sells iced tea. Gus Miftah explains that the way of his speech is to represent most of his followers who mostly come from the Bronx people.  Miftah apologized to people who offended and also to the man who sold iced tea. But his apology video beside the man who sells iced tea shows Miftah's behavior dominating the Man who sells Iced tea and it went so awkward.  There are also so many clips showing Miftah's mocking speech has been done multiple times in many stages, its like his common line of speech that made netizens more angry. Other than the man who sells iced tea, there is a video of a senior comedian that also once offended while on stage by Miftah's mocking behavior but ch...