10 Short Story About Funny Life Experience - part 2
Hello again everythings, Heres more short story about life that I wrote by myself on this blog. Each story already uploaded in a single post, but I decide to merge it into one post like this to help with the blog alogrithm. Most of the stories are based on real life experience that I twist it to become fiction story.
I developed the story so it had more complexity and better plot twist. I know its funny or not is based on people prefrence. Im sorry if some topics are offending, but it all just intended to share the experience. So heres are 10 micro fiction stories about funny life experience, hope u like it.
1. Timelapse Surgery
I felt a weird sensation during my broken bone surgery. In a state of numbness and paralyzed, instead of falling asleep, I'm still awake and have consciousness to understand and see my surroundings.
The weird thing is, everything that I saw happened at such a high speed. Like a timelapse, I see the doctor and nurses were moving so fast.
I felt relaxed and also felt a weird sensation of coziness, happiness, joy, and comfort throughout that time. I can understand if I was awake for more than 3 hours, but also felt it just happened in a couple of minutes.
So when the surgery was done, I told the doctor about what I felt during the surgery and innocently asked about the anesthesia that was given to me, he then answered.
'I know where this is going, so lemme get this straight, I understand your curiosity, but the only way you could feel that sensation again is if you get another broken bone'
2. Brocode Mini-Games
One of our frustrations with becoming a new husband was the lack of time to hang out with our bro. If we hang out with our bro a little too late, we will be called immediately to go home. Even though we did nothing wrong and only wanted to spend bro time together, there was no urgency after we arrived home. So one of us came up with the idea of creating a fake scenario.
We examined our wives' behavior when we came home late at night. If there are wives who are kind of strict and always tell their husbands to come home over the phone, we will create a scenario and fake it with our voices. It's like mini-games, there are several codes that we use.
'Code 0' for Silence, 'Code 1' for crowd noise, and 'Code 2' for on-the-road noise. 'Code 3' for traffic noise, 'Code 4' for fake accident sound, and 'Code 9' for special case scenarios. When some husbands are free from their wives, they will pretend to be in an urgent situation and need their bro's help. So the strict wife will allow her husband to help him, but it is all just faked. We do all that just to get more fun time together.
3. Promoting Two Similar Brands
A weird phenomenon happened to Tretan Muslim in the middle of 2021, This Indonesian comedian advertises Free Fire also PUBG at the same time.
The funny story comes when at the beginning Tretan was advertising PUBG. He do PUBG YouTube livestream and mentioned if PUBG was the best game rather than Free Fire. But not long after that, the Free Fire side suddenly asks him to become their commercial star.
Even though Tretan bit confused, he accepted it because the job contract with PUBG was already done. He also did a Free Fire stream and saying if Free Fire was the best game rather than PUBG.
A strange moment happened when he was doing a Free Fire stream, the YouTube ads showing PUBG ads with Tretan as the ad stars.
On his live stream, he said "Free Fire is the best game", and PUBG YouTube ads came showing Tretan said, "PUBG is the best game!". The pehenomenon went viral because at that time in Indonesia, those two games was known as most played battle royale games and compete each other.
4. Expensive Gift Exchange
Coming from a poor family, I managed to achieve success and get married at a young age ahead of my friends. I realized at my wedding that there were differences between wedding gifts from my childhood friends and work colleagues.
My childhood friends gave me things that were not too expensive and prioritized the functional aspect. Meanwhile, my colleagues gave me all kinds of gifts at fantastic prices regardless of the function.
It's a tradition in my country to exchange gifts between a couple that married and gives birth. Based on that experience, whenever any of my childhood friends got married, I would gift them luxury items and also prioritize the functional aspect. This annoyed them because of the high maintenance costs and taxes.
When I gave birth to my first child, they said it was difficult to choose an appropriate gift price as an exchange gift.
5. Sudden Vacation Offering
When you're working in a corporation as an artist, there is a specific lowkey way they will do if they want to fire you. Especially when your performance is not that good or not impactful again to them, they will suddenly offer you a vacation.
They will said if the company will contact us again after our vacation, but actually they won't. It has happened to me.
One day when I was working on a TV show as one of the main talents, I applied a permission due to illness.
Long story short, I contacted them when I was totally recovered, but they offered me some extra vacation days. I feel a little suspicious because I've heard that the show's ratings were still fine when I wasn't there.
They said they would contact me later after that vacation, yet long time I waited they never did. When I said a good bye in my group college, they said they were sad that I was leaving, but who knows the truth about it?.
So yeah, never accept any vacation offer with no good reason when you're working in a company, because probably you're the 'no good reason'.
6. New Podcast
Decided to start a YouTube podcast with the concept of casual talk in my cafe, and I started to invite some influencers that were still relevant to me.
Because most of them are my close friends, sometimes I feel a bit awkward starting a conversation with them because I already know their life stories from our whole years of relationship. Every podcast felt nice because its like recall our great memories of our life.
Even though I already know their main life story, I'll still ask them more questions to explore the detailed information. Because most of our bromance is know each other by our story of life experience. I even didn't know some of my friend's birthdays, family names, middle names, child backstories, and some other private information about them.
As time goes by, my podcast has grown and now we can invite big-name celebrities till we win some awards for the best podcast on a national scale. My relations with various public figures thats are far from my circle kept growing every time I had to do a podcast with them.
The awkwardness and nervousness that I felt are still the same because I just got to know most of them in that our first podcast. I musst find a way to treat new people diffrently to get her funny life story.
Now I only had one problem, the haters who tought my new podcast awkwardness feels unnatural. Wich they didn't know thats its the opposite, the new one is natural, and the old one is staged.
7. Moringa Fan
I am a fan of Moringa leaves dish. However after I grow up, I know that some people find the taste of Moringa kind of strange. I think that with the right processing methode, Moringa leaves and fruit can be made into very delicious dishes.
In Indonesia, there are various beliefs about Moringa. In the western region of Java Island to Aceh, there is a myth that Moringa leaves can be used as a ghost or evil spirit repellent.
In the eastern Java region, the use of Moringa leaves is more often used for cooking in the form of very delicious soup. Even in some areas, people don't understand that Moringa leaves can be used as a dish.
Apart from its raw taste which is very tart and bitter, Moringa leaves have various benefits for human health. That's why I dedicated my life to researching, cultivating, and producing Moringa plants.
Now I've produced a variety of Moringa products ranging from powdered medicinal ingredients, processed flour, to opening a restaurant that focuses on various dishes made from Moringa. Even now we are focusing on maintaining Moringa leaves nutrition in various products, we called it the 'Research of Moringa Nutrition Lock Method'.
My first intention of my Moringa product which was to prove to everyone that Moringa is delicious, now shifted towards science and focuses on its benefits.
8. No Place For Fanatic
Since childhood, I was raised through public school education. When I was 15, due to zoning regulations (must go to nearby school only), I was forced to go to a special religious high school.
I experienced a culture shock because most of the students who went there had taken religious education exclusively from their previous schools. I felt a little insecure because I thought I wouldn't be able to keep up with them.
But luckily they were so nice and willing to embrace me to learn religion little by little. I was able to comfortably make friends and befriend them.
Now I've become a successful famous artist, the best friendship that existed between me and my high school friends is still well-established. I still often have direct contact with them for reunion gatherings.
In some moments when we have to meet in public places, they seem to try to make the place conducive and not too crowded, they are worried that later if there are fans who recognize me, it will cause crowd chaos.
Despite I've become a public figure, I still want to build the impression that I am not an exclusionary person. I still want to be considered a regular citizen.
But that's the good thing about my high school friends, if there are fans who seem fanatical, they will try to do some sort of condition so that the person does not interfere with our quality time.
9. Previous Winner Mirroring
When I became the winner of the stand-up comedy competition season 7, I went through a phase of identity crisis. Although I always tried to perform my best, I always felt that my performance was not my true self.
This was due to my insecurity which always mirrored by the previous winner. I felt that my performance as the new winner had to be like the previous winner where the comedy that was given had to be serious, meaningful, powerful, impactful, and delivered with a great personality.
I felt difficult in every performance for more than a year because it was like trying to be someone else and not following what my heart wanted. Until one moment there was an event where suddenly I was forced to do a surprise stand-up performance.
At that time, in less than 10 minutes and with minimal research, I went straight on stage with absurd material and random comedy. Luckily many people liked my performance, many people laughed and it became my most memorable performance.
That's when I realized that I didn't have to follow other people's types of comedy and should just be myself. From then on, I changed my comedy to what I wanted even though some fans found it strange.
But as time went by, I became more and more comfortable with my new persona and gained my type of comedy audience that continues to grow until now.
10. I Got Two
In my area, it's common for a teenager to go into brothels. But in my whole life, I have only done it once because of this story.
Some prostitutes that had many working hours, had enough experience to be able to know the size of a person's penis just from observing the outer physique only.
That night I came with my best friend, just to see around how the brothels work out of curiosity. Probably because they know that we only seeing around, some of them is kind a pissed off.
I walked at the back of the line and I can hear some of them saying.
"Look at that one in the back, he had a small one"
My friends just laughed and giggled around, it's all because they already knew about my condition. They made fun of me saying that I should show it.
Gathering all my courage, I decided to immediately open my pants flashing my genitals to them, I shouted.
"INDEED IT'S SMALL, BUT I GOT TWO!!!"
That is all 10 funny life stories in the form of micro fiction (less than 300 words). See you later folks.
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