A Lovable Eccentric
True
eccentrics never deliberately set out to draw attention to themselves. They
disregard social conventions without being conscious that they are doing
anything extraordinary. This invariably wins them the love and respect of
others, for they add color to the dull routine of everyday life.
Up to the
time of his death, Richard Colson was one of the most notable figures in our
town. He was a shrewd and wealthy businessman, but most people in the town
hardly knew anything about this side of his life. He was known to us all as
Dickie and his eccentricity had become legendary long before he died.
Dickie disliked snobs
intensely. Though he owned a large car, he hardly ever used it, preferring
always to go on foot. Even when it was raining heavily, he refused to carry an
umbrella. One day, he walked into an expensive shop after having been caught in
a particularly heavy shower. He wanted to buy a $300 watch for his wife, but he
was in such a bedraggled condition that an assistant refused to serve him.
Dickie left the shop without a word and returned carrying a large cloth bag. As
it was extremely heavy, he dumped it on the counter. The assistant asked him to
leave, but Dickie paid no attention to him and requested to see the manager.
Recognizing who the customer was, the manager was most apologetic and
reprimanded the assistant severely. When Dickie was given the watch, the
presented the assistant with the cloth bag. It contained $300 in pennies. He
insisted on the assistant's counting the money before he left -- 30,000 pennies
in all! On another occasion, he invited a number of important critics to see
his private collection of modern paintings. This exhibition received a great
deal of attention in the press, for though the pictures were supposed to be the
work of famous artists, they had in fact been painted by Dickie. It took him
four years to stage this elaborate joke simply to prove that critics do not
always know what they are talking about.
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