Peace and Quiet

Peace and Quiet

I moved to this area seven years ago. For years I have had noisy neighbors. Ever since I moved into this flat, I’ve had to put up with noise during the night. I decided I’d had enough and I’ve been looking for a new flat since the beginning of the year. I haven’t found anything till now. Every week I go to the local estate agent’s office, but it’s the same story. "I might have something by the end of the week," he says, or, "Wait till next week. I think I might have a few flats by then." I’ve seen a few flats during my search, but I don’t like any of them. One flat I saw has been empty for two years. "It’s got a busy road on one side and a railway on the other!" I exclaimed. "I want peace and quiet." Last week I visited the agent again. "I won’t leave till you show me something," I said. He smiled and said. "I’ve got just the flat for you." I went to see it and I was horrified. "But it’s next to a cemetery!" I cried. "But you won’t have noisy neighbors," my agent said. "It’s ideal for peace and quiet!"

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