Cooking the Books

Cooking the Books

Old Mr. Williams was very concerned. He and his wife were pensioners and he had spent the whole morning looking for his pension books. He had looked everywhere, but he had not been able to find them. Meanwhile his wife had been busy. She had been cooking all morning. She had prepared a delicious meal. She had made soup, followed by a lovely pie, which she had baked in the oven. Mr. Williams always enjoyed his food, but he clearly was not enjoying his lunch. "What's the matter, Tom?" his wife asked. Mr. Williams had to confess that he had lost their pension books. "I know," Mrs. Williams said, with a twinkle in her eye. "I've got them". "You've got them?" "Yes - and guess where I found them!" Mr. Williams suddenly remembered. "In the oven!" "I put them there for safe-keeping." He smiled with relief as she fished them out of her apron pocket!

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