Having a Wonderful Time! Wish You Were Here!

Having a Wonderful Time! Wish You Were Here!


While trying to sail around the world in a small boat, Harry, Sandy, and Joe were shipwrecked one night. "I wish there will be an island nearby," Harry said. By morning, they were washed up on to a desert island. For six months they're only eating nuts and fruit. One day, they saw a bottle on the shore. "If only it containing a note or something!" Sandy said. They opened it and a genie appeared. "It's high time someone opened that bottle!" the genie gasped. "I'm so grateful, I'll give you one wish each. You first," the genie said, pointing to Harry. "That's easy," Harry said. "I wish I will be with my family.' And (whoosh!) he disappeared. "Me too," Sandy said. "If only I could be in dear old Glasgow." And (whoosh!) off he went. "And you, sir?" "I wish I could have my friends back!" the genie asked Joe. "I wish I having my friends back!" Joe said.

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